Today I was told that I have a Mary Poppins bag. This is not the first time I have heard this, and I suppose it is more than slightly true.
would you care to see?in case you can't tell I will list those things you are looking at that I just dumped out of my purse.

1. 5 different lotions (gumdrop, pomegranate, coconut passion, romantic wish, and peppermint.)
2. a mountain dew (caffeine free) and a revive vitamin water (empty)
3. 4 perfumes (cupcake, vanilla, butterfly kisses, and white gardenia)
4. 3 bottles of pills (Excedrin Migraine, Ibuprofen, and Pamprin)
5. School stuff (two binders, a math text book, two notebooks, and the clipboard with the writing notebook, a small notebook filled with letters to people, and a book to read)
   
6. a deck of cards
7. a small teddy bear named Fredric.
8. antibiotic ointment
9. lip gloss (bright red, dark red, and sunshine flavored)
10. chapstick (vanilla, bert's bees, and skittles)
11. pink lipstick
12. two packs of gum (mint and watermelon)
13. $5.26
14. A for strength of youth and personal progress pocket sized books.
15. temple recommend.
16. a ten dollar off coupon for old navy.
17. bandaids.
18. library card
19. drivers licence
20. fold-able flats and the bag they go in.
21. a hair bow
22. post-it notes
23. a headband.
24. a clean tee shirt
25. my phone charger (and normally my phone but I was using its camera)
    
26. nail polish remover
27. fingernail polish (red and silver)
28. fingernail clippers
29. two inhalers (because one isn't enough.)
30. deodorant
    
31. m&ms
32. a pin wheele
    
33. a bag containing over 50 pens and pencils.
34. cough drops
35. Oreos and candy
36. and this lovely pink blanket
    

That is ridiculous, why do I carry this stuff around with me?